Comments on: What would your personal/classified ad be like?

By: hippopotamus

hippopotamus — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:13:16 +0000

women seeks no partner just enjoying peace and quiet

By: smithers

smithers — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:42:31 +0000

Girl with pulse required, doesn’t matter if pulse erratic or steady.

Mine name is Smithers and I don’t wear jumpers.

p.s. I really like kissing. x

By: The 8 Bicycle and Jim

The 8 Bicycle and Jim — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:35:53 +0000

A WSDFCD seeks fun FSDTFG

By: Ali-tree

Ali-tree — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 06:02:39 +0000

Middle Aged Blond;
Several owners
Good mileage
Body work in good shape

Wants;
Good driver
General accessories
On and off road skills
For interesting ride

By: mindfactor27

mindfactor27 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:37:37 +0000

I’m a single gentleman who is kind, honest, down to earth, humorous, intelligent, rational and understanding, enjoy the outdoor, dining in/ out, reading, writing, playing billiard, going to the movies, comedy shows. and much more.
I would like to meet a single lady with similar qualities and interests who value her life and also looking for the best thing that life has to offer her for friendship and possibly more:).. Please contact me if you’re interested

By: Hay

Hay — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:59:16 +0000

vertically challenged 20-something seeks peace and relaxation with likeminded tall, dark stranger.

No scaries need apply. Cus i’ll run away.

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 06:59:13 +0000

Lonely but cheery 3ft 2in, green, one-eyed, purple-toothed, amnesic 27 year old lady, seeks similar for fun and frolics.

No time wasters please.

By: Hypocrite

Hypocrite — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:00:54 +0000

Ageing weirdo seeks peace and quiet.

Past the dating thing. In the settled down stage.